deceasedAlpaca

I got the opportunity today to go into the mysterious room that makes people disappear for a while. I did not stay there for a while though, because it was cold and dank. My human checked on me a few times, even calling for me to come back. I pretended to be hesitant to make her think I liked the room, then ran straight past her. This is to weaken our bond so she won't be too sad when I run away. I peed with my tail down in hopes that my human would pet it. Indeed, when I meowed as if to say, "Pet me!" she did, and when she touched my tail she jumped back and squealed in disgust. Success! I tried to hide my smirk, but there was no need, as s